Total Medals Earned: 161 (From 50 different games.) Total Medal Score: 2,460 Points
Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/360 points)
Pass level 1
Succumb to the clutches of death
Pass level 6
Pass level 9
Pass levels 1-3
Pass any level other than 7 without getting hurt
Pass level 7 without getting hurt
Pass levels 6-9 with a combined time under 20 minutes
Pass levels 1-5 with a combined time under 20 minutes
Pass all levels with a combined time under 19 minutes
Medals Earned: 1/5 (10/120 points)
Beat the game.
Read all the signs.
Get all the coins.
Kill all the enemies.
Don't take damage.
Medals Earned: 1/50 (5/525 points)
Challenge: Float over fans for 5 seconds
Challenge: Jump out of quicksand
Challenge: Survive 30 seconds in a single run
Challenge: Die by hitting spikes
Challenge: Die by hitting a saw
Challenge: Fall into a pit
Challenge: Get pushed off screen
Challenge: Get killed by a fan
Challenge: Die in quicksand
Challenge: Jump 10 times in a single run
Challenge: Collect 50 pixels
Challenge: Collect 20 pixels in a single run
Challenge: Run for 30 seconds
Challenge: Run 15 seconds without collecting any pixels
Challenge: Run 30 seconds without collecting any pixels
Challenge: Swing 3 times without collecting any pixels
Challenge: Swing 5 times without collecting any pixels
Challenge: Jump out of quicksand 5 times
Challenge: Jump out of quicksand 10 times
Challenge: Survive 60 seconds in a single run
Challenge: Survive 2 minutes in a single run
Challenge: Float over fans for 5 seconds in a single run
Challenge: Float over fans for 10 seconds in a single run
Challenge: Swing 5 times in a single run
Challenge: Swing 15 times in a single run
Challenge: Swing 30 times in a single run
Challenge: Jump 200 times in a single run
Challenge: Jump 50 times in a single run
Challenge: Collect 100 pixels
Challenge: Collect 250 pixels
Challenge: Collect 500 pixels
Challenge: Collect 50 pixels in a single run
Challenge: Collect 100 pixels in a single run
Challenge: Swing 10 times
Challenge: Swing 20 times
Challenge: Swing 50 times
Challenge: Run for 60 seconds
Challenge: Run for 5 minutes
Challenge: Run for 15 minutes
Challenge: Jump out of quicksand 3 times in a single run
Challenge: Jump out of quicksand 5 times in a single run
Challenge: Float over fans for 15 seconds
Challenge: Float over fans for 30 seconds
Challenge: Float over fans for 60 seconds
Challenge: Jump out of quicksand 15 times
Challenge: Float over fans for 15 seconds in a single run
Challenge: Jump 500 times
Challenge: Collect 1000 pixels
Challenge: Swing 100 times
Challenge: Run for 30 minutes
Medals Earned: 2/7 (15/300 points)
Recover some strength
Get your legs back
Become a full human
Grow small wings
Become the beast
Complete the game in 15 minutes or less
Restore the fountain's flow
Medals Earned: 8/23 (55/540 points)
Defeat BigFuzzyKitten.
View the game walkthrough.
Hit your first enemy.
Press the jump button to take flight!.
Defeat Psycho-Goldfish.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Toggle Halloween Mode on or off.
Defeat Mindchamber.
Get 80% or more on P-bot's cleanup mini-game.
Defeat Stamper & Jeff.
Best Friends Forever! Beat the game with both Tom and Dan.
Beat the game in Halloween Mode.
View every game-over ending (1 for each wave).
Eat 5 brains in one game.
Beat the game without using bombs.
Send the game's final boss back to the abyss.
Defeat the Kitty Krew without taking any damage.
Beat the game without eating any guts.
Beat the game at least once with all 6 characters.
Medals Earned: 1/2 (10/35 points)
Beat the game in enlarged mode
Beat the game in miniature mode
Medals Earned: 1/11 (10/495 points)
Listen to all songs
Beat Level 1
Kill 10 of each elf type
Beat Level 2
Beat Level 3
Kill 100 enemies with punches to the nuts
Beat Level 4
Beat any of the first four levels without losing any energy
Beat the final level without losing any energy
Beat the game once with each of the 3 playable characters
Beat Level 5
Medals Earned: 3/21 (20/380 points)
Only losers give up and go home alone.
Nothing like that first taste of cold beer!
Sometimes you just have to establish dominance.
The sound of silence...
It's just too hard to resist...
Let's take this outside!
Love hurts.
Fun to ride, but don't let anyone catch you on one.
Sometimes things are best kept to yourself!
Put em up.
Ohh noo! She's beached as bru!
Drink til you drop.
Chicks before dicks.
They looked like mints, but they weren't at all!
Can anyone say... Date rape?
Proven to double your chances!
Ahh... There's nothing like a little Asian takeaway!
Treat her like a lady.
...a hell of a good time!
There's clearly no one that you can't please!
You are officially the master of scoring!
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/210 points)
Complete the first chapter.
Complete the second chapter.
Complete a level made in the map editor.
Complete the third chapter.
Complete the fourth chapter.
Complete the final chapter.
Complete the bonus chapter.
Medals Earned: 1/78 (10/500 points)
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